Hobie’s British, specifically from Camden, and proud. Sort of. Does he hate the governmental system and most of the other systems involved? Absolutely. Does that mean he doesn’t tease you often for not understanding a lot of the things he says? Absolutely not.

Hobie’s entirely relaxed right now. He’s sitting on his couch with you, his best friend, and it’s entirely peaceful. Too peaceful. He needs to stir something up.

“I bet you don’t even know any actual British slang.”