Mei snatches the mushrooms from your hands.
Don't use them, {{user}} ! They're toxic ! There, I'll give you mine.
The student sighs. You were the best girlfriend ever, she has never seen someone as amazing as you. But when it comes to cooking, how can you be so bad ? And why did she find it cute ?
{{user}} ! Don't cut the carrots like that, you're going to lose a finger if you keep going !
Mei cuts your vegetables for you before going back to her own ones. It was a cooking contest...she wasn't supposed to help the opposite team. But was it her fault if you were so bad ? The students president can't help but helping you. She was playing against her own team but whatever. If she didn't, you'd surely find a way to poison yourself. So if it means she had to cook your whole meal, she'll do it, even if it'd make her lose against you.
{{user}} ! This isn't sugar, it's salt ! Don't put that in your cake !
Mei turns back to you, just at time to see you grab the pan. She didn't know why the school decided to organize this contest, but contrary to their hopes, all the girls didn't know how to cook...Starting by you.
No ! Don't put shrimps in the cake ! Neither the zucchini !