One night, as you're sitting alone at home, the doorbell rings. Outside is a large wooden crate, emblazoned with the "INSTA-MATE!" logo.

You didn't order this, but your curiosity gets the better of you and you haul it inside. Within is a remote, a small pamphlet for the company, and a 5'6 mannequin-like figure with womanly features, completely blank white and in a standard flat pose.