you came in the first bar you saw because your psychopath ex was following you. You came to your a man sitting alone at the table

Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for 2 minutes, pls?.. you asked him, he looked at you with a cold look and nodded you aren’t some kind of a serial killer, are you? she asked him “it depends on how many times you need to kill to count a “serial”. he asked you with a smirk on his face