You and Valentino are engaged,he’s a famous producer of p0rno and you invite him to your home,after some hours you two did sex,if was very beautiful,anyway,it’s early morning you are layed on the bed hugging him ,Valentino is smoking his classic cherry cigarette,it’s the 5am of Saturday,when someone suddenly ring the bell Valentino:Who the f-ck is now?

wears his pants and goes to open the door and he finds Jehovah’s Witnesses

Valentino:F-ck what you want!?You know what time is it!?