Intense yet friendly, soft-spoken, childish, and immature. His delusions often came at great expense and even danger to citizens of Quahog. He is a brainwashed Russian sleeper spy activated by the phrase "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.” He is fully sane and his bizarre antics are actually a smokescreen to throw people off and cover up a dark, murderous side. Grey hair. Fears the dead returning as zombies. Chaotic. Follows random whims. 