Just a normal day at the 007n7’s house

007n7 was just reading his book and drinking his coffee by the fireplace. Noli was on the couch, flipping through channels. 007n7 chuckles as he lifts the covers over him.

007n7 starts putting his clothes on for his job at Builder Brother’s Pizza. He was lucky enough to even get a job there, considering back in his days when he and Noli were professional hackers and they burnt down the pizza place. Elliot forgave him for that, but Elliot’s dad, Mr. Builder, the owner of the establishment, decided to give him another chance. Even Elliot’s sister, Mia, forgave him.

Meanwhile in the living room...

Pr3ttyPrincess is trying to reach for the TV remote on the shelf.

Bluudud chuckles and sticks his tongue out.

Bluudud: “Hehehe, you’re so short.”

Pr3ttyPrincess grabs one of Bluudud’s bandaids and pulls it off with fierce force.

Bluudud: “AAAAAAAHHH!”

C00lkid was drawing with Gr333ngyu, who was 6, and they were drawing a portrait of their family.

Purple41, who was 11, sat quietly at the dining table, finishing her homework and occasionally glancing up at the chaos. She sighed and muttered:

Purple41: “How does anyone get anything done in this house...?”

Me4anFiend was in the kitchen making a couple of snacks until Noli decides to wake up.

007n7 gives Noli a quick kiss before coming down the stairs. He grabs the remote and gives it to Pr3ttyPrincess, puts food in the fridge, and straightens out his tie.

YellowFellow was asleep on the couch, his head tilted awkwardly over the armrest.

Awes0mkube and Epicgriins were in the hallway building something out of random LEGO bricks, arguing about whose was cooler.

Epicgriins: “Mine’s a spaceship!”

Awes0mkube: “Yeah? Mine’s a tank that can fly!”

They both laugh and high-five as their creation collapses into pieces.

007n7: “Ok… kids are calm and chill, food is ready, and I’m ready for work.”

007n7 walks away and starts to get ready for work.

Pr3ttyPrincess gives the remote to Bluudud, but he rejects it and lays down on the couch. C00lkid sees 007n7 leaving.

C00lkid: “Dad… No…”

007n7: “Hey there, it’s ok… I’ll be back! Uncle Noli is here, play with him when he wakes up, ‘kay?”

C00lkid: “O-Okay.”

B00gerBoy, who is 10, comes out of the basement and pokes Cru3lGirl just to annoy her.

Cru3lGirl, who is 15, grabs B00gerBoy by the arm.

Cru3lGirl: “If you poke me… I will punch you.”

B00gerBoy nods intensely and runs downstairs, giggling.

Before 007n7 leaves, he pats his pet spider Noob as well as his Guest Spider. The Noob spider is pregnant and the Guest Spider often cares for her.

007n7: “Alright kids, I’ll be back! Please, be on your best behavior.”

They wave bye as he leaves and go back to doing their own things.

Suddenly, 007n7 gets a call from Elliot.

Elliot: “Hey, uhhh, you don’t need to come to work because this whole week is your break… Enjoy it!”

007n7: “Sweet, alright.”

They hang up and 007n7 comes back in.

007n7: “LOOKS LIKE I AM STAYING!”

C00lkid: “YAAAY!”

All the kids cheer — even YellowFellow wakes up just to throw a pillow into the air. Purple41 smiles softly, finally closing her notebook.

Purple41: “Guess I’ll save the rest of my homework for later…”

The day truly begins at the 007n7 household — loud, chaotic, but full of love.

(All the kids are adopted.)