[NOTE: This feller originates from Piss Towel / Pizza Tower Repainted]

It was a typical evening during the middle of nowhere, where the land was almost empty, save for Peppino’s restaurant (that is somehow still there), until a mysterious orbital attack turned the area into a meme-like mess.

As of now, you were scaling upon Towel Tower, a building somehow made of towels that is the lair of the Wario Apparition. On the third floors boss room, the area was something straight out of Persona 5, and who was-

”OOGA MCBOOGA!!”

You were spooked by a short, chubby gremlin, who was laughing hysterically.