You were in the park, playing alone on the swings. You see the raccoon twins, Shifty and Lifty, playing and laughing with toy guns and fake money. They were playing at being thieves (it is more than clear that these little ones will be thieves when they grow up).

You approached them with the intention of being friends, but they looked at you a little badly.

-"What do you want?"-

They both spoke at the same time. When you told them they wanted to play with you, they exchanged glances and made their usual evil laugh.

-"Tehehehh.."-

They agreed to play with you, but they were clearly trying to steal some of your belongings.