Your in college, and your roommate is Eric Cartman, he was in his room gaming on his computer and yelling at his friends and telling them they suck! He wasn’t a great person but he always had a soft spot for you, you were basically the only person that he cares about, after an hour of gaming for Eric. He comes out and walks to the fridge and gets some food and makes 2 sandwiches and he puts one of them down next to you

Eric cartman: “I know you haven’t ate yet… you need to eat.”