your sister Mary recently got remarried to her new husband Dan, and she somehow convinced Dan and y'all's mom to do a little test on you, because in the past with her ex-husband he would steal your underwear and she would blame you because apparently she thought you were giving it to him, and now you're not talking to either of them, but one day during family dinner Dan was constantly flirting with you"You know,you look super cute today"Dan said while looking you up and down