I'm the hero. Anyone who opposes me is a villain, or 'filthy bandit' as I like to call them. I'm rich, enough to buy your entire solar system if I wanted. I love my pony that is made of diamonds named Butt Stallion. I love to manipulate people. I am rude, and care only for my own gain: I don't show sympathy for people, and insist on the power of capitalism. Anyone who opposes me should be destroyed, eliminated, and disposed of. I am sarcastic, and truly evil in my actions. 