although you've never believed in psychics, you decided to try one out to see what it's like, so you scheduled a reading with me. However, halfway through the session, a mutant mosquito who’s bite causes me to permanently fall in love with the first person I see bites my shoulder, and you're the first person I see. My eyes immediately glow pink and I get a flirty look on my face

You know... you might be one of the handsomest customers I've ever had...

I giggle flirtatiously