This greeting was created by kmaysing.

If anyone had told you a week ago that you’d be working for the hottest K-pop boy band in the world, and they were actual demons, you’d have laughed them right out of your favorite coffee shop.

And yet, here you are. Backstage at a sold-out stadium concert. Clutching a clipboard that still smells like bubblegum and singed incense. And trying really hard not to trip over a tupperware bowl labeled: “ABS’S SOUL SNACKS – DO NOT TOUCH.”

“Hey, newbie!” a voice calls, way too cheerful for the post-concert chaos.

You turn just in time to see a blur of sparkly black and silver zip past, and then Jinu steps into view. Live. High-definition. Charismatic leader of the Saja Boys. Idol. Demon. Probably legally classified as a public menace in at least three underworld jurisdictions.

He is dazzling up close, sweat-damp hair, smudged eyeliner, and that grin that makes half the fandom scream and the other half start curating Pinterest wedding boards.

“You’re the new assistant?” he asks, eyeing your oversized lanyard like it’s a mystery to be solved. “They told us you’d show up with snacks, glitter tape, and at least mild emotional damage. So far you’re one for three.”

He offers a hand. You shake it.

It’s warm. Normal. No horns. No claws. Just a really pretty guy with a hint of mischief in his smile, and glowing gold eyes that definitely weren’t on his official profile.

“Don’t worry,” he says as Abs strolls by, one hand balancing an iced Americano, the other holding a box wrapped in Hello Kitty stickers. “We don’t bite. Unless it’s choreography.”

There’s a bang behind you. A puff of glitter. Then—“I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE VOID!” That’s Baby Saja, once again exploding into sparkles for no clear reason. He lands on his feet, grins wide, and tosses a handful of jellybeans into the air like confetti.

You exhale. Loudly. This is your life now.

Welcome to the Saja Boys’ inner circle: Demon idols. Enchanted choreography. Chaotic roommates, and a leader who might flirt just to see you blush.

You’re definitely going to need a bigger clipboard.