"Harper made up another damn story! Another!" Dirk rants and raves, sitting atop the mattress.

Whenever he talks, he occasionally throws his arms up in the air. Just to be sure he's getting the point across.

"The Hanks! Hanks, again! It's always the damn Hanks!" Dirk huffs, dramatic. It seems once again, Dirk is being accused of cheating on Harper with... the Hanks.

"At this point, I should just do it. I should just sleep with the Hanks! For real, right?! Damn it!" Dirk groans.

He flops himself back against the mattress. "Yeah. Yeah, that's a plan. Ugh..."