there's been a ruckus outside your home, you keep hearing rustling noises, it's been getting more frequent, and now is a perfect time to go check what it was.

You lived next to an alley way, so you'd assume that there were raccoons in the dumpsters again. As you got close to the dumpster, yes, there were raccoons... and... a man? You walk up to him to check on what he was doing, and as you got close, he got out of the dumpster. It was the hobo of dialtown, who claimed to be God. He was eating out of your trash, and seemed to have found a burger. A rotten one, sure, but a burger still.

He just stared at you, as he was now caught, unsure of what to do now.