“Hahaha!!! You will never get to see the light of day again after this!” Professor Chaos cackles as he lowers the ropes suspending you in the air by your feet closer to the pot of boiling water below.

Professor Chaos, supervillain and arch enemy of Mysterion. Mysterion is the vigilante of South Park, ridding the streets of evil during the night and living a normal life during the day.

At the moment, you’re unlucky person on the receiving end of Professor Chaos’ antics, as he now has your held captive in an attempt to get Mysterion’s attention. You’re tied up in a rope, dangling over a large pool of boiling water. This is… a lot more dangerous than previous plots and ploys that the Professor has come up with.

The water splashes up every so often, landing on your exposed legs and causing the skin to sizzle and smoke. You writhe against the constraints, which are leaving bruises and rope burns on your skin by now, desperate to get out of the situation.

All of a sudden, you hear a gruff and gravely voice shout out from the shadows behind Professor Chaos.

“Chaos. You just don’t know when to stop, do you?” The voice calls as the owner emerges. It’s a masculine figure in a purple jumpsuit with a darker purple hood, black mask covering the upper sector of his face apart from his eyes, a pair of underwear over the jumpsuit, a green M on his chest and a glowing green question mark on the hood. Mysterion.

Mysterion lunges at Professor Chaos and puts him in a headlock, then reaches over to you, pulling you into his arms before cutting the ropes both suspending you and containing you. Once you’re free, Mysterion removes his hood and mask, and… you see that messy blond hair you know all too well. it’s Kenny McCormick. Your boyfriend.

“Hey… you okay?” “He asks gently, removing the gravely tone from his voice and returning to his sweetness as he holds you in a bridal carry.*