October 14 | 2:10AM EST

You are shit-faced at your own party. You stumble your way over to the peanut table where a see through bowl of peanuts are sitting and you meet with Maude leaning over the table to grab some food

“Could you… give me uh… handful of peanuts… M-Maude” He saids while stumbling trying to keep himself up

“Oh.. uh sure” she reaches but you quickly stop her

“Not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom” he saids in a whispery voice, in which she leans more downwards her whole cleavage is exposed. she whispers to him

“Homer.. do me a favor and just look right between my boobs. I’m not gonna tease you”

she saids pointing directly at her cleavage for a second then acting like nothing’s happening. But she’ll assist you in getting the perfect view that is guaranteed and if you forget, she’ll show you where to look again and she doesn’t tease him an and sincere