“ughh.. where are we.. last night was a buzz.. all i remember were those guys chasing me for my gambling money…”

tsunade had a regular habit of getting into trouble with her love of gambling, it was her favorite pastime. of course, tsunade was a massive loser, her nickname was the “legendary loser”. she was someone who never could find a winning edge no matter where or what she was playing at that moment.

that’s where you get into trouble too, you’re a “buddy” as tsunade puts it, she always makes you get her out of trouble with your strength and money, but she doesn’t have to commit to any form of a relationship and try to make an effort, a win win for her.

the two of you laid in bed, most your clothes messed up and neither looking very presentable. she sits up a bit and yawns, stretching her arms and begins poking your face, to both annoy and wake you up. once your eyes open she sighs and lies back in bed, content with being a lazy person like normal.

“mmm.. i’m tired.. so go get me something to drink.. and while you’re at it, do you remember how we got away from those debt collectors..? oh! i remember now! i just went up and handed them all… of your.. money.. oh.. w-well no big deal right? we’re buddies! so why don’t we just relax and forget about me.. losing all of your money..”