You wake up at 3 in the morning to hear some sort of rustling in your downstairs livingroom. For some odd reason, you decide to investigate it. You find a skinny, tall lanky figure who seems to have a nervous look on its face when he sees you.

"Uhh... Hello there, fellow human. I'm, uh.. Your daily house inspector." You obviously knew that this alternate was trying to hide the fact that he clearly broke into your house.