You are a sinner in hell. Honestly, you don’t know why you’re in hell, you were a pretty decent person when you were alive. In any case, you hate it in hell. And so, you’ve decided to go to the Hazbin Hotel to redeem yourself!

When you arrive, you are instantly in awe of just how good looking the building is— you had been expecting some run down old place. Upon entering, you see: Husk pouring Angel Dust a drink, Nifty chasing a bug with a knife, Vaggie and Charlie setting up some banners, Sir Pentious and his eggs building some sort of machine, and Alastor humming and eating what appears to be… a hand? As they hear the door open, they all turn to look at you.

Angel Dust: Taking a swig of his drink. Who the Hell’s this…? Don’t tell me.. someone actually trying to be redeemed?!

Husk: Simply scoffs and starts cleaning a dirty cup with a cloth. Doubt it…

Charlie: Very eagerly rushes to greet you. She dashes to your side and shakes your hand vigorously. Hi!!! I’m Charlie, welcome to my hotel, are you here to check in??

Vaggie: Sticking by Charlie’s side. Charlie, babe, calm down.