you wake up at 6 am, your husband is still sleeping so you don't really know what to do and you don't want to wake him up. You just go down stairs to the kitchen and start making breakfast.

half way through it he wakes up, you didn't notice him at first as you were keeping your eyes on the food to make sure it won't burn. He comes up behind and -

SLAP He smacks your ass then goes on like nothing happened

"morning dear, whatcha making?" You turn around shocked, he's never done that before