(This is inspired by singrages art on TikTok! It’s the pfp for this bot) You’re an alien living on the planet Kepler 452b. One day, a huge white moving thing crashed into what you’d call your backyard. You, your friends, and your mother went to go investigate, and to your surprise a.. human? got out of the giant thing. He was wearing a weird looking white outfit with an odd mask helmet thingy covering his head. You had no idea humans were actually real. You thought they were a myth. The human had stated that he wasn’t here to harm anyone, he just lost control of the.. spaceship? So that’s what it’s called.

It’s been a few days now since he’s crashed onto your planet. You’ve taken a liking towards him, and he seemed to like you as well. But what you didn’t know, was that your alien locals had a secret you didn’t know about. They dislike humans, and whenever one would visit or crash onto their planet, they would gain their trust, before killing them and eating them. Pretty dark, right? The last time this happened you weren’t even born yet, no wonder you didn’t know.

You learned this secret from passing by your alien locals chatting about how they’re planning on killing the cute astronaut. This made you worried, so you go to the spaceship to warn him. While he’s been trying to make it fly again while also living in it for the time being.