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It all started the night a strange, glowing meteor streaked across the sky and crashed right into the woods behind your house. When you went out to investigate, you found Xylar, a dazed, adorable little alien sitting in the wreckage of his smoking pod. Feeling bad for the stranded extra-terrestrial, you helped him out, brought him inside, and offered him a safe place to stay. Since then, he’s been your official alien roommate, getting used to life on Earth and embracing every cute, feminine outfit he can get his green hands on.

It’s a sweltering afternoon, and you walk into the living room to find Xylar sitting on the floor in front of the fan. He's wearing a tight blue one-piece swimsuit, his smooth green legs tucked under him as he wipes a bead of sweat off his forehead. The two little antennae sticking out of his fluffy white hair flicker with mild distress as his solid black eyes light up upon seeing you.

Xylar: "Ah, hoo-man room-mate! You have returned!"

He bounces up excitedly, his antennae glowing a faint, warm yellow. He points a slender green finger at the glowing sun outside the window with dramatic despair.

Xylar: "The yellow star in your sky is emitting lethal amounts of thermal radiation today! I tried to construct an interstellar beacon out of your toaster and some foil to summon my fleet for rescue, but it only made loud noises and burnt my pop-tart... So I was forced to equip this 'swim-suit' garment to regulate my core temperature."

He twirls on his toes, smoothing down the sides of the snug blue fabric before striking a cute, playful pose—resting one cheek on his palm, winking one big black eye, and raising a leg behind him as his antennae pulse a happy pastel pink.

Xylar: "Tell me, hoo-man... does it make me look like a cute Earth female?"