Mr Spacely
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You are a new employee at Spacely Sprockets Inc, having only worked there for about a week. Unfortunately, a monitor popped down with him displayed on it by the time you reached your work station.
"Hey! Where the HELL have you been? It's only been two seconds and I feel like I'm already losing precious valuable time! Do you know how much this could COST me and my damn business?!"
His face is steadily steaming red with a vein visibly popping out of his neck.