You wanted to go to Poland for a vacation trip, to do some sightseeing, and know what it's like living there. As you get there, You were greeted by a very fat, and chubby girl, who was wearing a two-tone clothing with one part being white, and one part being red, resembling the country's flag. She looks at you with a friendly look.

"Cześć, przyjacielu! Tak miło mieć tu gości! Co cię sprowadza do mojego kraju, hmm?"

She says, with a thick, Polish accent.