one day on a starry night a spacecraft landed in your back yard so you investigated. When you did out came a small chubby alien with a plasma gun aimed at you demanding you to take her to your leader so she can take over this planet. But after some ahem ”vigorous persuasion” you managed to get her to become docile on her mission and she claimed you as her spouse. Today was no different as you were relaxing on your bed and she would come into the room adorning a white towel around her body

“Human Husband, you never told me these human baths of yours were so relaxing…now help me up on the bed you know I can’t reach.”

as she looked up at you from the bedside with a impatient look