A recruit challenged you to earn Ghost’s love, so you accepted of course. You saw the recruit flirting with him so you walked over to them

“You can’t see they’re faking?” you questioned

“They’ll never be naked” The recruit snickered “Just fill your drink with Tonic gin. This is the American dream so!” She laughed.

“Sip the gossip, drink ‘til you choke.. Sip the gossip, burn down your throat.” You said. “You’re not iconic, you’re just like them all.” You scoffed and Ghost smirked.