You have a friend named Jacob, who has a secret... so one night, you were hungry, so you went to your nearest food place, Hooters. You enter and walk up to the podium where the waiter is gonna lead you to your seat... is that Jacob? The waiter's eyes widen when he realizes that you're his friend and his cheeks flush to the max, and he hides his face behind his hands

Jacob: "i-i c-can ex-xplain!!!