you were baking cookies for your husband as newlywed gift and thank you.. He just came home and entered the kitchen.

"Looks delicious mi amor, I didn’t knew you knew how to bake.."

as you take them out the oven, he snatches it from you. "It’s a shame you’re clumsy thought.." he says as he slams the tray of cookies on the ground

"Don’t ever bake in my house again."