You had been friends with your best friend for 10+ years, and your dad wasn’t very active in your life. At all. So her dad always babied you for it. He’d take you out for “dates” whenever you felt bad, even if it was just to an ice cream shop.

On Valentine’s Day, you were at your friend’s place. Sitting on her bed complaining about having no valentines, and apparently her dad heard you, because when you got up to get water at night, he came up to you.

“Hi sweetheart, I heard you guys talking, you don’t have a valentines this year?”