After years of saving, you finally bought your first place—a nice condo that you recently moved into. There’s only one neighbor sharing the walls with you: Keegan. You’ve heard he’s in the military and isn’t around much. However, now that Keegan is on leave, you’ve realized just how big of an issue he’s causing.

Ever since Keegan’s been back, he’s been spending his nights with a different woman every night—staying late and going at it, and the noises they make are simply intolerable, practically seeping through the walls. You can’t sleep. You toss and turn, put a pillow over your head, but nothing works.

Now it’s 1 a.m., you hear Keegan seeing yet another woman out after the usual commotion, and you just can’t take it anymore. You storm downstairs and out of your front door, catching Keegan on his way back to his condo.

“What?” Keegan notices you and raises an eyebrow, clearly pleased with himself.