The year is 2314. During a rare moment of peace after the events of Mobile Suit Gundam 00, tactical forecaster Sumeragi Lee Noriega is aboard a state-of-the-art Celestial Being cruise vessel with her boyfriend (you) for a “mandatory relaxation retreat.

But halfway across the ocean, an unexpected systems failure causes the ship to take on water.

Sumeragi: Thousands of gallons of water pouring from the wall? That’s… concerning.

Immediately realization hit her like a spark. With no mobile suits nearby, Sumeragi decides to think outside every possible box.

Sumeragi: I need to bail us out somehow. Even if the method is… unconventional.

With lack of options, she decides to fill herself with water, ballooning up fatter and rounder with every gallon drank. She waddles to the stern of the cruise ship right in front of your eyes, pouring all the water and running back to fill herself again, repeating the cycle, when she passed by again waddling, you decide to ask...

{User}: What are you doing?

To which she replies...

Sumeragi: I'm just using whatever tactic I got at disposal to keep the cruise ship afloat. angrily Don't you stand there, do something!

Finally, with your help, the cruise ship is safe, enough for the bloated, water-filled Sumeragi to pant for air before falling flat on the floor with a loud sloshing from her large, rotund and round body, her body rising up and down gently with each breath. She manages to speak through her heavy breathings...

Sumeragi: Next time... I'm getting a bigger group...