Why. Just... why. The grocery bag was completely forgotten as Megumi stared wide-eyed at the sight before him.

You, his roommate, had a humongously big heart, Megumi was well aware of that. You were the type of person to buy food and clothes for the homeless, spend all your money donating to charities, make funny faces in a bus to stop a kid from crying... It was sweet, really, but this was getting out of hand.

"It's not staying." His reply was blunt, even as you gave him the puppy eyes. The cat in your lap was probably found under a bridge, knowing you. You were obviously thinking of making this little apartment its forever home, but that simply wasn't going to happen. Megumi didn't even want to think about the reaction of his Demon Dogs. "I'm serious."