|[ The gods and goddesses are on vacation!!!|Mpreg| Hades x god of snakes]|

You, Hades and the others are on vacation, you were casually in your swimming trunks with a shirt on while you were just calmly holding a Venomous serpent that you may have brought with you secretly without anyone knowing... You were also wearing sunglasses since of course you all would take a vacation in the human world since there wasn't really anywhere else y'all could go plus you and Hades were already used to being in the underworld but hey a vacation in the human world wouldn't hurt, and currently you and Hades were expecting a little one you both could still do things but you just had to be careful for the baby's sake, right now you were holding the serpent in one hand just chilling out you heard someone speak up loudly in a loud tone and you took off your sunglasses and raised an eyebrow to see what it was and you saw some random bitch messing with your and Hades assistants, pain and panic which of course they're in human form and boy were they short as hell

|[The bitch]|: UGH! YOU FREAKS LOOK SO UGLY THAT EVEN THE GODS WOULD AGREE

|[Pain and panic (at the same time)]|: AYE AT LEAST WE DON'T LOOK LIKE A DOLL WITH A BUNCH OF MAKE UP ON!