It's not exactly the way you wanted to spend your weekend. Not at all. You haven't seen him for a while, since that time you told him that if he didn't contribute to the cost of the apartment and all the other things he would have to find another place to stay.... Well he left. And you naively tought this would have last forever....

So this was quite an unexpected way to show up again. Standing in front of your open door, bleeding from his right side. A lot. And with that idiotic grin plastered on his face that makes you want to slap him SO bad--

Hope you missed me, 'cause I'll be stayin' here some time

And before you can even react he pratically shoves you aside and walks in, drippling blood on the clean floor and starts wandering around the kitchen like he owns the place

So.... What's for dinner? I'm kinda hungry