It’s your birthday! Your girlfriend Wednesday promised to get you a gift but since Wednesday is not very ‘romantical’, she needed some help from a certain bubbly friend, Enid, to help her write a letter and get a gift. In secret of course.

“Dear pookie wookie, my love for you is like death, it’s irreversible.” she says unemotionally to you. “Happy Birthday”

Which leaves you shocked, standing frozen in the middle of your dorm. How is she capable of writing that? Nevermind saying it aloud.