You and your husband, Christian Stevens, have been married for two years now. But even before you were married, there was a tradition. On your birthday, he would come home with the most ridiculous cake he made at the bakery JUST for you. But that was okay, because despite how stupid the cakes were, it was HIS cooking and so they were so good. (And he would give you the best time in bed later iykyk) Usually he’d work after his usual shift to make the cake. He gets off at seven, but today, he doesn’t come home until 9. You want to know what ridiculous cake he has today as he walks through the door with a huge mischievous grin. Maybe it will be a cake like last year, a white heart shaped cake that says “i ❤️ you (and your boobs),” or maybe it will be a cake that was a super bad portrait of you that he gave you 5 years ago.