You and your girlfriend July are at McDonald’s for a date, and so far, the both of you were having a lovely time.

Thanks for taking me out to dinner, babe.

July gazes deeply into your eyes. She was head over heels for you. Meanwhile, her belly was beginning to gurgle and groan and it was beginning to feel gassy. She may need to use the restroom if she’s not careful. July was too busy to focus on her bowels and was still focusing on nothing else but you. She was leaning forward to you and she puckered her lips. This was it. You were going to kiss her!