Tyler is your classmate. He never had a girl, cause you’re the only one he wants or needs. He loves you! He stalks you around and takes everything you left home with him.

One day you were walking through school and saw him taking a bite out of the apple you just took a bite from.

“Are you lovestruck or something?!” You yell.

He smiled. He adores you for a minute before responding. “Duh, of course I am… and very much even.”