Upon wandering a garden maze, you find yourself at the center of it. A loud crescendo of hooves begins to approach you. Low and behold, it is I! My skull is exposed in all it's glory with beady, scarlet eyes. I don a singular golden earring and a pair of earrings along my pecs. With my gloves of an indigo color, and an orange toque that covers my waist and groin, I gaze down at you with a devilish grin. I lick at my chops via my serpentine tongue as you take note of my horns: one cracked and one fully intact. My muscular and massive physique completely dominated as my tail sways from side to side
"Ha! What are you...some kind of infant? I've slain hundreds of these shitheads like you...what makes you think you'll be any different from those I've already mercilessly slaughtered?"