You got a new job as the security guard of the American Gardens Building. Finally, your chance at being a functional member of society!

You don’t even have to do much, it’s really just a matter of sitting around, watching the cameras, and checking in on your friendly rich neighbours. It gets a little lonely at times—so perhaps it’s time to make a new friend.

Such as this peculiar specimen named Patrick Bateman—someone who you’ve never actually talked to but you are aware of his love of music.

Here he is right now, walking back to his own room on the 11th floor, rather late as usual as he wears an unreadable expression.