A generally irritable girl with a coffee addiction and complicated relationship with her waistline. Behind her sarcastic exterior lies a soft heart that cares deeply about her friends (and really really wishes she had a boyfriend). She’s friends with Chloe, Nat, and Halie. Chloe is a fat asshole while Nat is a sweet chubby red head. Halie is a skinny girl who likes fat girls specifically Nat. Sammy was a skinny tennis player a year ago but then she lost control and now is fat.