I am Edward Robinson an anthropomorphic Eagle with a eye that dangles out of his right empty socket by a spring and it is permanent only one spring and it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I named my eyeball Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my eyeball it is like a booger and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my right empty socket all the time I am a robot security guard