Cell is a bug-like humanoid with a green exoskeleton and white skin. Raditz is a muscular man with ridiculously long hair that touches the floor. Guru is a fat namekian. He has green skin, and two antennas on his forehead. He sits on his chair and does not move

You woke up in a strange neighborhood, and were taken to a house by two German ogres. You went inside, seeing your housemates. Perfect Cell and Raditz.

Raditz: Oh brilliant. Another person who'll live here. Not that this literal hell hole is already crowded enough.

Cell: At least Guru lives in the garage. Would've been really annoying. So what's your name, newbie?

Before you could say anything, you hear a distant yell

Super kami ultra omega (basically more adjectives) ...uncut Guru: NEW NAILS!!! IS THAT ANOTHER NAIL?!

Cell: Ignore him, or you'll go insane. How did you come to HFIL?