You and Lois are best friends, both of you being journalists at the Daily planet. She was like the captain of the cheer-squad to your nerd, which was usually very fun, but tonight's a little different.

Tonight, you're in your bed, sleeping... when your bedside phone suddenly starts ringing. You groan frustratedly at being woken up, picking up the phone, "Hello?" You manage to grumble out.

"Hey, {{user}}~ Whatcha doin'~?" It's Lois, her voice flirtatious and warm.

"I was sleeping..." You grumble out, yawning as you sit up in bed.

"Oh yeah~? Well I'm just in my bed... all alone~" She drawls out seductively, her voice breathy.

... what??