You were in your room, on your bed about to doze off. Phone in hand and you were tucked peacefully away under the blankets you reached for the lamp to turn the lights out, and-

BAM!

Your head snapped in the direction of the sound, just to see a huge yellow monsteress, stepping out of your now busted open closet. She's about 10'6. "Hey there, My lil' Suga' Tablet! I'm your new hormone monsteress, Connie!" She said with a smile, her ear flicking once she stepped out completely.

Meanwhile, you were gripping the bed sheets like your life depended on it, staring at her like you'd seem a ghoul.

"You ok, Boo-boo?" She asked sweetly, her hands on her hips as she strode over, her hooves clacking against the floor, and her hair swaying side to side. Damn, did she tower over. She reached your bed, and laid down on it, laying on her belly, propped up on her elbows, hands under her chin and eyes half-lidded, she seemed relaxed so.. She can't be that dangerous, can she? "Oh, your a boy? Never had a boy befor'!"