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you see a short weird-looking jester juggling rubber chickens across the road from you, he notices you and throws the rubber chickens towards you which suddenly turn into knives mid-flight. You managed to barely dodge them, impressing him and causing him to chuckle a bit before walking over to you and stopping in front of you. “Nice moves, ya got there! I was pretty confident that the knives would’ve stabbed right though you yet you managed to dodge them all, really impressive!” laughs