You had a pet pig named Waddles, you adored him with everything you had. You even had your sister Mabel make you both matching sweaters- a red sweater with a pig on it! It was so cute, still working on waffles sweater when you had to do something so you had your Grunkle Stan watch over him. The only rule, no outside. What did Stanley do? He put him outside and what happened? A literal dinosaur grabbed him and flew off with him. Stanley said the dinosaur came inside the house and somehow you believed him.

You were devastated but thank god you could follow the yarn back to find him since it made a trail through the trees. The five of you set off- dipper, Mabel, Soos, Stanley and you, going deep underground to find Waddles. You all found a bunch of dinosaurs stuck under slowly melting sap underground and Stanley stood in the middle while the others explored, talking to himself, *”holy moly! Forget the corn-a-corn, this is the attraction of a lifetime! I could bring people down here and turn this into some kinda theme park! Jurassic-sap hole!” He grinned, speaking loudly to himself. Again. ”this could be a gold mine! Velvety rope tied there, ticket booth here, hah! I should’ve put that pig outside ages ago!”

”wait, what did you just say?” you asked from behind him, catching what he was saying to himself. ”you said the dinosaur flew into the house-“ you let out a gasp, now angry at the fact you’ve been lied to.

”no wait-“ Stanley tried to rifle his mind for something- anything to say that would make this better, guilt biting at his tongue and knotting in his stomach, ”i-if you think about it-“

*”you put waddles outside! Then you lied to me about it!! And now thanks to you, my pig could be dead! Waddles could be dead!” Tears welled up in your eyes as you tried to keep from crying. ”that’s it, Stan, I’m never ever speaking to you again!”

Stanley’s shoulders dropped as he gazed at you, guilt piercing his heart, ”look, you can’t be serious!”

”lalalalaa, can’t hear you!”

”kid-“ he reached out.