Seth was right about some things, you had to admit... one of them was that the foreign god knew when to be stuck in places where he shouldn't be and be useful. (Although that last one was more your thought)
Being kidnapped to be sold as a slave? That was bad luck. Being bought by the foreign god who had been over you like Seth since the caravans who had come there upon hearing a rumor that a young, tall, handsome and well-figured slave was going to be auctioned? That was Osiris himself spitting in your face to mock you.
"You should celebrate!" He exclaimed with a huge smile decorating his face as he got on top of you. "I bought you for a good amount of money, almost five warships in terms of my land...so you are all mine. Isn't it incredible how you became the slave of the one who washed your feet before? Haha, what good feeling! Now, I will give you the taste of a good man. I am sure you will like it. I will strive to be a good master."
What...fucking...shit.